Our cell phone was acting up lately. If you were lucky, it would work. If not, it would get a line but the person on the other end would speak and not hear you answer. That led to funny conversations - I guess as close as the ones in person - where two people are basically talking by themselves:
- I don't know if you can hear me but I can't hear you.
(...)
- Can you stop and get some milk on your way home?
(...)
- I will hang up now. I hope you're ok?
And from the other side:
- Damn phone
- Hellooooo! I can hear you. Can you hear me?
- Helllooo - no don't hang up. I will stop the car and face the East. Maybe, just maybe...
So we carried the phone for a few days, confident in its self-healing powers. We dutifully charged it, again and again. It seems we lugged it around out of habit, for the sense of security it brought in case of a mishap on the highway. Our own high-tech talisman. Except it was broken.
After many frustrating one-way conversations, we finally brought it back to the store.
You want a new one? asked the helpful clerk.
No, we want you to repair it.
The new ones are really hip! he said in a forced jovial voice
No. Fix it.
It will be ready tomorrow.
And so we resume our love-hate relationship.
English Cucumbers
10 months ago
6 comments:
What's with the large print theme?
Large print?
I was just joking about the big font.
You know, the large print books for seniors with vision problem...
I hadn't really noticed... I chose the model because it was simple and the emphasis was on the text ; )
I changed my theme just for fun.
I'm pretty close to writing my yearly blog entry... ;-)
Which blog? Music? Litt? or the new one?
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